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@agnostoxxx agnostoxxx
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Witty anonymous macro pundit trading geopolitics, oil mechanics, and supply narratives
Posts reasoned, often sarcastic macro takes connecting geopo
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Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.
Their picks, scored
Not yet in the scored-bets universe (fewer than 20 scoreable calls). Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved +1.7% since posting (mean over 2 mentions with price data).
Recent signals7receipts included
| date (PT) | ticker | author | sent | what they said | since then | receipt |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-08-26 | NVDA | @agnostoxxx | +0.00 | Jokes that opposing options bets by a contrarian imply NVDA should remain flat. | +3.8% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-25 | · | @agnostoxxx | · | Uses satire to advocate letting the dollar sink in response to Druckenmiller's bond-market op-ed. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-24 | BABA | @agnostoxxx | -0.35 | Reports BABA raising capital and characterizes the financing negatively. | +0.4% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-22 | · | @agnostoxxx | · | Promotes an article framing Bessent's intervention as a major regime shift, but the thesis is behind the link. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-21 | · | @agnostoxxx | · | Reports Citadel sold 80% of risk from the Situational Awareness portfolio. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-21 | · | @agnostoxxx | · | States the dollar peaked and reports subsequent gains of 12% in gold and 18% in platinum. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-18 | · | @agnostoxxx | · | Contrasts surging global bond yields with China’s record-low 10-year yield. | · | tweet ↗ |
Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.