Author
@AutismCapital AutismCapital
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Anonymous meme-finance comedian narrating markets in sarcasm and doom
Posts satirical, joke, and macro-bearish mood commentary rea
trader score
+1.14
hit rate
45%
mean α
+0.61%
signals 14d
22
Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.
Their picks, scored
Across their last 20 scored bets: 45% hit rate, +0.61% mean alpha, trader score +1.14. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved -0.1% since posting (mean over 11 mentions with price data).
Recent signals15receipts included
| date (PT) | ticker | author | sent | what they said | since then | receipt |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-08-27 | · | @AutismCapital | · | Calls crypto, AI and robotics successive homes for the same scam and grift behavior. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-26 | AAPL | @AutismCapital | +0.15 | Discusses Apple's announcement of a new foldable iPhone and its logo design. | +2.0% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-26 | AAPL | @AutismCapital | -0.25 | Argues Apple faces phone fatigue and should prioritize new product categories. | +2.0% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-25 | AAPL | @AutismCapital | -0.40 | Criticizes Apple's continued shift toward larger iPhones. | +3.2% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-25 | DKS | @AutismCapital | +0.25 | Wants management to restore DKS share-price strength. | +8.7% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-25 | · | @AutismCapital | · | Relays an unverified rumor that a forthcoming chip will be named M7. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-24 | BTC | @AutismCapital | +0.80 | Celebrates Bitcoin breaking $80K and says the path toward $100K continues. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-24 | BTC | @AutismCapital | -0.15 | Notes Bitcoin's difficulty breaking $80,000 while jokingly seeking a contrarian catalyst. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-24 | BTC | @AutismCapital | +0.45 | Highlights Bitcoin rising despite Saylor selling | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-23 | AAPL | @AutismCapital | -0.35 | Dismisses a rumored foldable iPhone as unoriginal and driven by marketing | +3.3% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-23 | BTC | @AutismCapital | +0.55 | Jokingly asks Jim Cramer for a bearish call as a contrarian blessing for Bitcoin | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-21 | AAPL | @AutismCapital | +0.10 | Reports Walmart adding Apple Pay but gives no clear directional investment stance. | +3.3% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-21 | WMT | @AutismCapital | +0.10 | Reports Walmart adding Apple Pay but gives no clear directional investment stance. | -0.6% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-21 | TTWO | @AutismCapital | -0.55 | Calls leaked GTA VI footage underwhelming, dull and buggy, while hoping it is an old build. | -1.8% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-21 | · | @AutismCapital | · | Expresses broad enthusiasm that the market rally continues. | · | tweet ↗ |
Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.