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@AutismCapital AutismCapital

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Anonymous meme-finance comedian narrating markets in sarcasm and doom

Posts satirical, joke, and macro-bearish mood commentary rea

trader score
-1.37
hit rate
30%
mean α
-0.81%
signals 14d
62

Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.

Their picks, scored

Across their last 20 scored bets: 30% hit rate, -0.81% mean alpha, trader score -1.37. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved +2.0% since posting (mean over 50 mentions with price data).

Recent signals15receipts included
date (PT)tickerauthorsentwhat they saidsince thenreceipt
2026-10-16AAPL@AutismCapital-0.25Dismisses the iPhone Duo and jokes Apple must offer substantially more screens.+1.2%
2026-10-16TSLA@AutismCapital+0.35Defends the Tesla Roadster as impressive against critics.+4.9%
2026-10-16TSLA@AutismCapital+0.30Mocks criticism that the Roadster demonstration was not technically flight.+4.9%
2026-10-16TSLA@AutismCapital+0.20Suggests an alternative playful design should have been the new Roadster.+4.9%
2026-10-16TSLA@AutismCapital+0.55Argues attractive Tesla products should increase the stock price and mocks objections to that outcome.+4.9%
2026-10-16TSLA@AutismCapital+0.25Mocks critics of the Tesla Roadster, though the linked media carries much of the context.+4.9%
2026-10-16TSLA@AutismCapital+0.50Sarcastically mocks anticipated criticism of Elon's flying-car demonstration.+4.9%
2026-10-15TSLA@AutismCapital+0.45Celebrates the Roadster's aerial stunt as evidence of American dynamism.+2.7%
2026-10-15TSLA@AutismCapital+0.55Calls unsupervised full self-driving an even larger potential game changer than the Roadster event.+2.7%
2026-10-15TSLA@AutismCapital+0.45Strongly endorses the authenticity and impressiveness of the Roadster demonstration.+2.7%
2026-10-15TSLA@AutismCapital+0.35Defends the Roadster demonstration as impressive.+2.7%
2026-10-15TSLA@AutismCapital+0.55Forcefully praises the Roadster demonstration and dismisses negative assessments as biased.+2.7%
2026-10-15TSLA@AutismCapital+0.25Jokes that Tesla delivered flying cars before a long-awaited video game.+2.7%
2026-10-15TSLA@AutismCapital+0.25Sarcastically anticipates hostile coverage of the Roadster's thrusters.+2.7%
2026-10-15TSLA@AutismCapital+0.30Humorously praises the Roadster's broad collection of entertainment-inspired capabilities.+2.7%

Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.