Author
@AutismCapital AutismCapital
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Anonymous meme-finance comedian narrating markets in sarcasm and doom
Posts satirical, joke, and macro-bearish mood commentary rea
trader score
-2.26
hit rate
8%
mean α
-1.32%
signals 14d
33
Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.
Their picks, scored
Across their last 13 scored bets: 8% hit rate, -1.32% mean alpha, trader score -2.26. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved -3.6% since posting (mean over 12 mentions with price data).
Recent signals15receipts included
| date (PT) | ticker | author | sent | what they said | since then | receipt |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-06-30 | · | @AutismCapital | · | Sarcastically criticizes crypto president narrative during bear market losses. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-29 | AAPL | @AutismCapital | -0.20 | Mocks leaked/new iPhone 18 appearance; weak product sentiment. | +9.5% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-29 | MSTR | @AutismCapital | -0.10 | Questions market reaction to Saylor saying Strategy may sell Bitcoin. | +8.7% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-29 | BTC | @AutismCapital | +0.00 | Questions market reaction to Saylor saying Strategy may sell Bitcoin. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-27 | · | @AutismCapital | · | Argues open source, owned hardware, and local models are essential in AI future. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-26 | · | @AutismCapital | · | Advocates physical media, hardware, redundancies, solar, and self-reliance. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-26 | · | @AutismCapital | · | Lists declining crypto cycle high increases and suggests 2025-2029 may only recover to ATH. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-26 | AAPL | @AutismCapital | -0.10 | Reports Apple iPhone Ultra could cost $2,500 per MacWorld. | +8.8% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-26 | SONY | @AutismCapital | -0.35 | Sony announced loss of access to over 550 purchased StudioCanal movies on PlayStation. | +5.5% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-26 | · | @AutismCapital | · | Jokes Cramer guaranteed RAM prices go higher. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-25 | · | @AutismCapital | · | Advocates owning hardware, running local AI, and supporting open source. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-25 | · | @AutismCapital | · | Anti-renting and anti-streaming compute framework, but no specific ticker. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-25 | · | @AutismCapital | · | Broad negative take on AI enthusiasm, no specific ticker. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-25 | AMZN | @AutismCapital | +0.10 | Says Prime Day has discounted Apple products despite price hikes. | +6.9% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-25 | AAPL | @AutismCapital | +0.25 | Says Prime Day has discounted Apple products despite price hikes. | +12.2% | tweet ↗ |
Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.