Author

@AutismCapital AutismCapital

Anonymous meme-finance comedian narrating markets in sarcasm and doom

Posts satirical, joke, and macro-bearish mood commentary rea

trader score
+1.14
hit rate
45%
mean α
+0.61%
signals 14d
22

Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.

Their picks, scored

Across their last 20 scored bets: 45% hit rate, +0.61% mean alpha, trader score +1.14. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved -0.1% since posting (mean over 11 mentions with price data).

Recent signals15receipts included
date (PT)tickerauthorsentwhat they saidsince thenreceipt
2026-08-27·@AutismCapital·Calls crypto, AI and robotics successive homes for the same scam and grift behavior.·
2026-08-26AAPL@AutismCapital+0.15Discusses Apple's announcement of a new foldable iPhone and its logo design.+2.0%
2026-08-26AAPL@AutismCapital-0.25Argues Apple faces phone fatigue and should prioritize new product categories.+2.0%
2026-08-25AAPL@AutismCapital-0.40Criticizes Apple's continued shift toward larger iPhones.+3.2%
2026-08-25DKS@AutismCapital+0.25Wants management to restore DKS share-price strength.+8.7%
2026-08-25·@AutismCapital·Relays an unverified rumor that a forthcoming chip will be named M7.·
2026-08-24BTC@AutismCapital+0.80Celebrates Bitcoin breaking $80K and says the path toward $100K continues.·
2026-08-24BTC@AutismCapital-0.15Notes Bitcoin's difficulty breaking $80,000 while jokingly seeking a contrarian catalyst.·
2026-08-24BTC@AutismCapital+0.45Highlights Bitcoin rising despite Saylor selling·
2026-08-23AAPL@AutismCapital-0.35Dismisses a rumored foldable iPhone as unoriginal and driven by marketing+3.3%
2026-08-23BTC@AutismCapital+0.55Jokingly asks Jim Cramer for a bearish call as a contrarian blessing for Bitcoin·
2026-08-21AAPL@AutismCapital+0.10Reports Walmart adding Apple Pay but gives no clear directional investment stance.+3.3%
2026-08-21WMT@AutismCapital+0.10Reports Walmart adding Apple Pay but gives no clear directional investment stance.-0.6%
2026-08-21TTWO@AutismCapital-0.55Calls leaked GTA VI footage underwhelming, dull and buggy, while hoping it is an old build.-1.8%
2026-08-21·@AutismCapital·Expresses broad enthusiasm that the market rally continues.·

Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.