Author

@KrisAbdelmessih KrisAbdelmessih

Derivatives and volatility quant who prices narratives into falsifiable probability distributions

Writes original options-volatility and portfolio-constructio

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Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.

Their picks, scored

Not yet in the scored-bets universe (fewer than 20 scoreable calls). Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved +4.9% since posting (mean over 1 mentions with price data).

Recent signals5receipts included
date (PT)tickerauthorsentwhat they saidsince thenreceipt
2026-10-16TSLA@KrisAbdelmessih+0.00Reports Tesla's Cybercab launch in Austin while questioning its actual road presence and availability.+4.9%
2026-10-15·@KrisAbdelmessih·Reports a grocery product's price increasing from $29 to $53 over six months.·
2026-10-14TIP@KrisAbdelmessih+0.65Buying TIPS again as part of a combination trade. — Explicitly states a new purchase of TIPS and promises details on the trade.·
2026-10-13·@KrisAbdelmessih·Buying some TIPS now. — Explicitly states a current purchase of inflation-protected Treasury securities.·
2026-10-12·@KrisAbdelmessih·Sarcastically questions whether active managers are thriving in a stock-picker's market.·

Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.