Author
@longwashere longwashere
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High-conviction anon 0DTE tech trader who posts both wins and losses openly
Active intraday/swing options and equity trader posting real
trader score
+1.19
hit rate
45%
mean α
+0.95%
signals 14d
15
Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.
Their picks, scored
Across their last 20 scored bets: 45% hit rate, +0.95% mean alpha, trader score +1.19. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved +2.5% since posting (mean over 10 mentions with price data).
Recent signals15receipts included
| date (PT) | ticker | author | sent | what they said | since then | receipt |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-07-02 | HOOD | @longwashere | +0.25 | Meme-style reaction to HOOD being up. | — | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-07-01 | META | @longwashere | +0.45 | Longer thesis that Meta could rent GPUs now and ad platform later. | -4.9% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-07-01 | META | @longwashere | +0.50 | Reports making 11% on a one-week META swing trade and losing leveraged perps. | -4.9% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-30 | MSTR | @longwashere | -0.40 | Recaps portfolio run and past MSTR shorting for fun. | +15.9% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-29 | DRAM | @longwashere | -0.50 | Reports leveraged DRAM position was destroyed. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-26 | AMD | @longwashere | +0.20 | Recounts friend's covered-call sales that capped upside in AMD, PLTR, and HOOD. | -0.7% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-26 | HOOD | @longwashere | +0.20 | Recounts friend's covered-call sales that capped upside in AMD, PLTR, and HOOD. | +14.2% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-26 | PLTR | @longwashere | +0.20 | Recounts friend's covered-call sales that capped upside in AMD, PLTR, and HOOD. | +14.5% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-26 | DRAM | @longwashere | +0.80 | do 20x leverage on DRAM — Says Korean semiconductors will be back by Monday and will lever long DRAM. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-25 | · | @longwashere | · | Complains Koreans are tanking the market, expressing broad bearish frustration. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-25 | META | @longwashere | +0.85 | bought another 100k in META shares — Discloses fresh META share purchase with bullish thesis on AI and ads. | +7.4% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-24 | META | @longwashere | +0.75 | 20x leverage on META with 1000 dollars — Plans leveraged long on META after Micron market boost. | +4.5% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-23 | MU | @longwashere | -0.05 | Prayer-circle comment shows anxiety into MU earnings. | -7.2% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-22 | META | @longwashere | +0.75 | Buy META amid market selloff and AI infra boom — Explicit buy call; says META has better ROI in AI spend and selloff is leverage opportunity. | +3.4% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-20 | · | @longwashere | · | Discusses retirement strategy of covered calls on IRA assets for income. | · | tweet ↗ |
Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.