Author

@longwashere longwashere

High-conviction anon 0DTE tech trader who posts both wins and losses openly

Active intraday/swing options and equity trader posting real

trader score
+1.76
hit rate
60%
mean α
+1.11%
signals 14d
5

Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.

Their picks, scored

Across their last 20 scored bets: 60% hit rate, +1.11% mean alpha, trader score +1.76. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved -2.3% since posting (mean over 3 mentions with price data).

Recent signals5receipts included
date (PT)tickerauthorsentwhat they saidsince thenreceipt
2026-10-14·@longwashere·Sell broad market exposure before CPI if gasoline prices appear unusually high. — Gives an explicit CPI trading rule to sell the market and buy back lower based on gasoline prices.·
2026-10-14SPY@longwashere+0.65Advocates using the S&P 500 as a cash-like core holding and single stocks for growth.-1.3%
2026-10-10·@longwashere·Advocates long-term wealth building through covered calls, cash-secured puts and swing trading.·
2026-10-06NVDA@longwashere-0.45Frames holding NVDA shares at an all-time high as a nightmare.-11.8%
2026-10-05MU@longwashere+0.75Uses Micron's results to argue the AI-memory supercycle and sector cash flows are real.-17.5%

Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.