Author
@longwashere longwashere
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High-conviction anon 0DTE tech trader who posts both wins and losses openly
Active intraday/swing options and equity trader posting real
trader score
+0.31
hit rate
47%
mean α
+0.28%
signals 14d
5
Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.
Their picks, scored
Across their last 15 scored bets: 47% hit rate, +0.28% mean alpha, trader score +0.31. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved -1.8% since posting (mean over 4 mentions with price data).
Recent signals5receipts included
| date (PT) | ticker | author | sent | what they said | since then | receipt |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-08-27 | · | @longwashere | · | Jokes that operating a data center offers better returns than trading data-center stocks. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-26 | META | @longwashere | +0.55 | Discloses roughly $200K underwater positions in each and expects a rebound within three weeks. | +0.3% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-26 | GOOGL | @longwashere | +0.55 | Discloses roughly $200K underwater positions in each and expects a rebound within three weeks. | +1.3% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-22 | RIVN | @longwashere | +0.40 | Expresses optimism that Rivian is making a comeback. | -5.3% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-21 | HOOD | @longwashere | +0.70 | Enthusiastic ticker chant expresses strong positive excitement toward HOOD. | -3.6% | tweet ↗ |
Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.