Author

@RampCapitalLLC RampCapitalLLC

Anonymous finance-meme satirist; comedic market commentary, sharp on sentiment, light on analysis

Posts humorous, sarcastic market commentary and memes - most

trader score
-0.79
hit rate
33%
mean α
-1.48%
signals 14d
5

Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.

Their picks, scored

Across their last 6 scored bets: 33% hit rate, -1.48% mean alpha, trader score -0.79. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved -4.9% since posting (mean over 3 mentions with price data).

Recent signals5receipts included
date (PT)tickerauthorsentwhat they saidsince thenreceipt
2026-08-25DKS@RampCapitalLLC-0.45Wordplay says DKS is weakening into the market close.+8.7%
2026-08-21·@RampCapitalLLC·Jokingly predicts severe pressure in the bond market.·
2026-08-21BTC@RampCapitalLLC+0.20Discloses daily Bitcoin purchases and an existing 30% unrealized loss.·
2026-08-17PEP@RampCapitalLLC-0.25Sees opportunity for cleaner challengers to take share from Kraft Heinz and PepsiCo brands.+2.0%
2026-08-17KHC@RampCapitalLLC-0.25Sees opportunity for cleaner challengers to take share from Kraft Heinz and PepsiCo brands.+3.8%

Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.