Author
@RampCapitalLLC RampCapitalLLC
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Anonymous finance-meme satirist; comedic market commentary, sharp on sentiment, light on analysis
Posts humorous, sarcastic market commentary and memes - most
trader score
-0.70
hit rate
45%
mean α
-0.34%
signals 14d
14
Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.
Their picks, scored
Across their last 20 scored bets: 45% hit rate, -0.34% mean alpha, trader score -0.70. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved +2.5% since posting (mean over 4 mentions with price data).
Recent signals14receipts included
| date (PT) | ticker | author | sent | what they said | since then | receipt |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-07-02 | META | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.00 | Poll asks which basket to buy and hold for the next 5 years. | — | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-07-02 | GOOG | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.00 | Poll asks which basket to buy and hold for the next 5 years. | — | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-07-02 | AAPL | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.00 | Poll asks which basket to buy and hold for the next 5 years. | — | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-07-02 | WMT | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.00 | Poll asks which basket to buy and hold for the next 5 years. | — | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-07-02 | TSLA | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.00 | Poll asks which basket to buy and hold for the next 5 years. | — | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-07-02 | MSFT | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.00 | Poll asks which basket to buy and hold for the next 5 years. | — | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-30 | QQQ | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.35 | Positive comment on QQQ quarter. | -3.2% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-26 | CMG | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.10 | Positive consumer anecdote about Chipotle kids meal value and steak upcharge policy. | +6.1% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-25 | · | @RampCapitalLLC | · | Jokingly reports tariff repayment strategy is up 69%, a realized performance-style recap. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-24 | BTC | @RampCapitalLLC | -0.60 | States bitcoin is dead, a bearish crypto sentiment. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-23 | META | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.25 | Says Zuckerberg clones validated startup markets with Meta distribution. | +3.7% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-23 | SPCX | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.35 | Considering nibbling on SPCX — Asks if it is time to nibble on SPCX, implying possible small buy. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-23 | · | @RampCapitalLLC | · | Welcomes market volatility and says it should be a fun day. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-06-22 | QQQ | @RampCapitalLLC | -0.15 | Complains tech holdings are down more than QQQ, implying negative tech tape. | -3.4% | tweet ↗ |
Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.