Author
@RampCapitalLLC RampCapitalLLC
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Anonymous finance-meme satirist; comedic market commentary, sharp on sentiment, light on analysis
Posts humorous, sarcastic market commentary and memes - most
trader score
+0.69
hit rate
71%
mean α
+1.00%
signals 14d
11
Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.
Their picks, scored
Across their last 7 scored bets: 71% hit rate, +1.00% mean alpha, trader score +0.69. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved +4.5% since posting (mean over 4 mentions with price data).
Recent signals11receipts included
| date (PT) | ticker | author | sent | what they said | since then | receipt |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10-16 | · | @RampCapitalLLC | · | Urgently calls for rate cuts amid severe market stress. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-10-15 | TSLA | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.65 | Hyperbolically expresses a strong desire for TSLA to rise tomorrow. | +2.7% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-10-12 | · | @RampCapitalLLC | · | Describes AI agents autonomously finding, reading, and synthesizing information. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-10-12 | · | @RampCapitalLLC | · | Finance meme mocks Goldman Sachs for presenting the established 60/40 portfolio as a discovery. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-10-08 | PG | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.70 | Long PG — Explicit long call on PG | +6.9% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-10-07 | AAPL | @RampCapitalLLC | -0.15 | Humorously criticizes Apple's products while suggesting a printer could add major value. | +3.3% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-10-06 | · | @RampCapitalLLC | · | Jokingly treats dreaming about yields as a potential bottom signal for bonds. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-10-06 | · | @RampCapitalLLC | · | Mocks bears as stocks reach new highs despite bond yields at 25-year highs. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-10-05 | ARKK | @RampCapitalLLC | -0.35 | Plans to sell the entire ARKK position tomorrow. — Author discloses an existing ARKK holding and explicitly plans to sell it tomorrow. | -11.6% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-10-05 | SPCX | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.15 | Claims an unspecified SPCX setup works reliably, but the evidence is only in media. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-10-02 | · | @RampCapitalLLC | · | Frames AI as analogous to smartphones in their early, initially trivial-app stage. | · | tweet ↗ |
Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.