Author

@RampCapitalLLC RampCapitalLLC

Anonymous finance-meme satirist; comedic market commentary, sharp on sentiment, light on analysis

Posts humorous, sarcastic market commentary and memes - most

trader score
-0.70
hit rate
45%
mean α
-0.34%
signals 14d
14

Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.

Their picks, scored

Across their last 20 scored bets: 45% hit rate, -0.34% mean alpha, trader score -0.70. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved +2.5% since posting (mean over 4 mentions with price data).

Recent signals14receipts included
date (PT)tickerauthorsentwhat they saidsince thenreceipt
2026-07-02META@RampCapitalLLC+0.00Poll asks which basket to buy and hold for the next 5 years.
2026-07-02GOOG@RampCapitalLLC+0.00Poll asks which basket to buy and hold for the next 5 years.
2026-07-02AAPL@RampCapitalLLC+0.00Poll asks which basket to buy and hold for the next 5 years.
2026-07-02WMT@RampCapitalLLC+0.00Poll asks which basket to buy and hold for the next 5 years.
2026-07-02TSLA@RampCapitalLLC+0.00Poll asks which basket to buy and hold for the next 5 years.
2026-07-02MSFT@RampCapitalLLC+0.00Poll asks which basket to buy and hold for the next 5 years.
2026-06-30QQQ@RampCapitalLLC+0.35Positive comment on QQQ quarter.-3.2%
2026-06-26CMG@RampCapitalLLC+0.10Positive consumer anecdote about Chipotle kids meal value and steak upcharge policy.+6.1%
2026-06-25·@RampCapitalLLC·Jokingly reports tariff repayment strategy is up 69%, a realized performance-style recap.·
2026-06-24BTC@RampCapitalLLC-0.60States bitcoin is dead, a bearish crypto sentiment.·
2026-06-23META@RampCapitalLLC+0.25Says Zuckerberg clones validated startup markets with Meta distribution.+3.7%
2026-06-23SPCX@RampCapitalLLC+0.35Considering nibbling on SPCX — Asks if it is time to nibble on SPCX, implying possible small buy.·
2026-06-23·@RampCapitalLLC·Welcomes market volatility and says it should be a fun day.·
2026-06-22QQQ@RampCapitalLLC-0.15Complains tech holdings are down more than QQQ, implying negative tech tape.-3.4%

Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.