Author
@RampCapitalLLC RampCapitalLLC
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Anonymous finance-meme satirist; comedic market commentary, sharp on sentiment, light on analysis
Posts humorous, sarcastic market commentary and memes - most
trader score
-0.79
hit rate
33%
mean α
-1.48%
signals 14d
5
Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.
Their picks, scored
Across their last 6 scored bets: 33% hit rate, -1.48% mean alpha, trader score -0.79. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved -4.9% since posting (mean over 3 mentions with price data).
Recent signals5receipts included
| date (PT) | ticker | author | sent | what they said | since then | receipt |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-08-25 | DKS | @RampCapitalLLC | -0.45 | Wordplay says DKS is weakening into the market close. | +8.7% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-21 | · | @RampCapitalLLC | · | Jokingly predicts severe pressure in the bond market. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-21 | BTC | @RampCapitalLLC | +0.20 | Discloses daily Bitcoin purchases and an existing 30% unrealized loss. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-17 | PEP | @RampCapitalLLC | -0.25 | Sees opportunity for cleaner challengers to take share from Kraft Heinz and PepsiCo brands. | +2.0% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-17 | KHC | @RampCapitalLLC | -0.25 | Sees opportunity for cleaner challengers to take share from Kraft Heinz and PepsiCo brands. | +3.8% | tweet ↗ |
Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.