Author
@WatcherGuru WatcherGuru
High-velocity anonymous crypto-and-markets newswire; pure relay, almost zero analysis
Operate a mega-follower real-time aggregator account that pu
trader score
+0.92
hit rate
55%
mean α
+0.56%
signals 14d
155
Grade = how their written analysis reads (A best). Trader score = how their last-20 timestamped calls performed vs SPY.
Their picks, scored
Across their last 20 scored bets: 55% hit rate, +0.56% mean alpha, trader score +0.92. Their last-14d mentions, direction-adjusted, have moved +0.8% since posting (mean over 27 mentions with price data).
Recent signals15receipts included
| date (PT) | ticker | author | sent | what they said | since then | receipt |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-08-28 | · | @WatcherGuru | · | Trump says the US entered a Venezuela oil deal expected to double American oil reserves. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-28 | BTC | @WatcherGuru | -0.65 | Bitcoin fell below $77,000 while $200M of crypto longs were liquidated in one hour. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-28 | · | @WatcherGuru | · | Market odds of a Fed rate increase next month surged to 49%. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-28 | SPX | @WatcherGuru | +0.20 | The S&P 500 erased its intraday losses and turned positive. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-27 | BTC | @WatcherGuru | +0.00 | Reports Bitcoin trading at $81,000 without an expressed directional stance. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-27 | NVDA | @WatcherGuru | +0.45 | Nvidia added over $400B in market value in its second-largest daily gain. | -4.6% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-27 | SPCX | @WatcherGuru | +0.65 | Elon Musk predicts SpaceX revenue will reach $3.5T by 2033. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-27 | · | @WatcherGuru | · | Administration reportedly nears a deal for ownership stakes in Venezuelan oil fields. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-27 | SCHW | @WatcherGuru | +0.20 | Charles Schwab plans to add three crypto assets to its trading accounts. | +2.0% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-27 | · | @WatcherGuru | · | JPMorgan warns of a large-scale food-supply crisis within one year. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-27 | · | @WatcherGuru | · | UK government will direct the Bank of England to advance digital-money innovation. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-27 | · | @WatcherGuru | · | Bitcoin is reported to have reclaimed the $80,000 price level. | · | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-26 | NVDA | @WatcherGuru | -0.10 | Reports Nvidia is in talks to acquire Hugging Face for $13B. | +3.8% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-26 | NVDA | @WatcherGuru | -0.15 | Compares CAKE's 118% YTD return with NVDA's 9%, a 109-point outperformance. | +3.8% | tweet ↗ |
| 2026-08-26 | CAKE | @WatcherGuru | +0.40 | Compares CAKE's 118% YTD return with NVDA's 9%, a 109-point outperformance. | -2.8% | tweet ↗ |
Grade is our human read-worthiness rating; trader score is a rolling 20-bet hit-rate/alpha composite — different things, often disagreeing. “Since then” is direction-unaware in the table; the summary line above adjusts for which way they leaned.